Wednesday, July 6, 2016

“Someone who has never forgotten where he came from. And Donald, if you’re out there tweeting: It’s Hawaii.” —Hillary on @POTUS

Here are a few more classic Trump jokes (skip over the ones you’ve heard before!):

From the 2011 White House Correspondent’s Dinner:
“Donald Trump is here tonight. Now I know that he’s taken some flak lately. But no one is happier—no one is prouder—to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald. And that’s because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter: Like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?”—Barack Obama

“Donald Trump said that he was running for president as a Republican. That’s funny, because I thought he was running as a joke.”―Seth Meyers

Donald Trump is still under fire for mocking a reporter with physical disabilities. Trump told his supporters, ‘Don’t worry, I’ll soon do something worse and all this will be forgotten.’”–Conan O’Brien

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