Tuesday, July 5, 2016


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Monday, July 4, 2016

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Sunday, July 3, 2016

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Saturday, July 2, 2016

“Yesterday President Obama met with the leaders of Mexico and Canada. Obama said he’s trying to figure out where to live if Trump wins.”

-Conan O’Brien

“Donald Trump is upset today because so many of his former Republican rivals have not endorsed him. He says he feels like he is running against two parties because none of the guys have jumped in to lend their support. Which makes no sense at all. Donald Trump has been nothing but nice to them.”

“Donald Trump says what they’re doing is disgraceful and there should be consequences for it. What consequences? I don’t know. Maybe he is planning to feed Jeb Bush to his dragons.”

-Jimmy Kimmel

“Thirty-eight percent for Trump, 13 percent for a meteor, which adds up to 51 percent of the people are OK with the world coming to an end. Two giant destructive orange balls.

The giant meteor hitting the Earth polled particularly well among independent voters, and unsurprisingly, poorly amongst dinosaurs.”

“Now Trump might be getting a boost in the polls because sources say Trump is vetting Chris Christie as a potential running mate. Christie would definitely help Trump win voters in New Jersey, who are anxious to get rid of Chris Christie.”

-Stephen Colbert

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Friday, July 1, 2016

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“I read that a record number of Americans are expected to travel this 4th of July. And if Trump wins the presidency, twice as many Americans are expected to travel this 4th of November.”

“In a speech yesterday, Donald Trump spoke in favor of waterboarding. Trump said, “It’s how I got two of my three wives to say yes.”

“Yesterday, Donald Trump gave a speech at an industrial plant while standing in front of a giant wall of trash. Before the speech, Trump welcomed his new campaign manager, Mike Metaphor.”

-Conan O’Brien

“A new Quinnipiac University poll has Trump and Clinton almost tied. This is the first tie for Donald Trump that wasn’t manufactured in China.”

-Jimmy Kimmel

“Trump is making a real effort to appear more presidential these days. Yesterday, he went to a Pennsylvania recycling plant where he unveiled part of his economic platform. And instead of wearing his trademark baseball cap, he stood in front of a giant pile of garbage.

Here’s the plan: Trump is going to revive the economy by turning in empties for the refund.”

-Stephen Colbert

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Thursday, June 30, 2016

MUST see the Republican Convention Program at the Daily Kos!

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Donald Trump appears to be softening some of his anti-immigration views lately. So it sounds to me like someone’s shopping for a new wife.

-Conan O’Brien

 

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Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Critics are calling those in Britain who voted to pull out of the European Union “racist” and “anti-immigrant.” After hearing this, Donald Trump said, “Wow, I’m running for leader of the wrong country.”
-Conan O’Brien

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Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Here are a few classics:

“A new poll released today shows Donald Trump is leading the Republican field with 24 percent. How far are we going to let this go? It’s almost Thanksgiving. Trump is still leading. Next thing you know, he’s winning Iowa, then he takes New Hampshire, then he somehow actually becomes the Republican nominee. And before you know it, Hillary Clinton is president!”–Seth Meyers

“Donald Trump has had several foreign wives. It turns out that there are really are jobs Americans won’t do.”–Mitt Romney

“Now Donald said he wants to run for President and move on into the White House. Why not? It wouldn’t be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.”–Snoop Dogg

“Let me say this about Donald Trump. I love Donald Trump, all comedians love Donald Trump. If God gave comedians the power to invent people, the first person we would invent is Donald Trump. … God’s gift to comedy.”—Jerry Seinfeld

 

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Monday, June 27, 2016

BORUMP

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Sunday, June 26, 2016

The Scariest Donald of all …

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